BADGERS BASTION

2011-02-14T21:14:00.002-05:00

Check out Badgers Bastion II
I will be migrating everything over to the new site over the next few months.
I have decided to once again concentrate on anti feminism. Every once in awhile I
will head down to my root, err, head back to my roots with some deviations but the war is almost amongst us and it is time to ramp up once again. Solidarity.

PS:Commenting works over there. No matter what I do I cannot get it working here.

2011-02-14T19:36:00.000-05:00

Executive Summary : The Western World has quietly become a civilization that undervalues men and overvalues women, where the state forcibly transfers resources from men to women creating various perverse incentives for otherwise good women to conduct great evil against men and children, and where male nature is vilified but female nature is celebrated. This is unfair to both genders, and is a recipe for a rapid civilizational decline and displacement, the costs of which will ultimately be borne by a subsequent generation of innocent women, rather than men, as soon as 2020.

The Misandry Bubble

Courtesy of The Futurist

2011-02-14T19:17:00.004-05:00

Apparently this is supposed to be funny

Is this funny ladies?

2011-02-14T19:00:00.002-05:00

The Story of Feminism--as told by WOMEN from maxtll on Vimeo.

2011-01-29T14:39:00.001-05:00

If women want to wile away their 25,000 to 30,000 days on earth in the pursuit of discussing feelings then I am only too happy to respect their diversity, but I will never feel the need to follow their example. Foisting the habit of verbal emotional processing upon others is akin to placing heroin in another person’s B12 shot. It’s dirty, cruel, vindictive, and it encourages others to dwell in the same blind alley you do. We only have one life. If some people want to devote theirs to rehashing emotional piffle then so be it, but to convince others to do the same should be regarded as a spiritual felony.
Women want more out of relationships today so…men must give it to them. Why is that the case? In every equitable transaction, the side who asks for more must offer more in exchange. This leads us to ask, what do modern women offer men that is superior to what their predecessors proffered in the past?
Take your time mulling that one over because the man who enters into a marriage contract in 2011 faces far more risks than he ever did at any other point in history. In all likelihood, she will be far more materialistic, blatantly more narcissistic, and far less motherly than any woman who bonded with his ancestors.
Given this eventuality, is it any surprise that modern men are increasingly reluctant to commit?
Twenty-first century women not only fail to render a quid pro quo they also—by demanding that men retain their traditional function as objects of status and wealth while also adding new requirements such as males be Chatty Cathy’s and neatly-trimmed launderettes—have inflated their price beyond what the market can possibly pay. Today’s woman may describe herself in glowing terms, but a look at the chassis should alert potential customers that what is labeled a Lexus was actually made by Daewoo.
Asking men to alter their consciousness in the hopes of accommodating women is preposterous. Such a wish should reveal to the direct sex that society’s advocacy for equality was a ruse all along; nothing but a dense smog concealing a desire for female supremacy. Rather than internalize these New Rules men should memorize a more imperative injunction: Caveat Emptor.

Author Unknown

2011-01-26T19:24:00.000-05:00

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2011-01-15T15:24:00.001-05:00

On how has the feminist movement negatively impacted society:

One of the methods used to cement this power, was the co opting of Domestic Violence shelters into the feminist fold. Erin Pizzey, the founder of the first battered women’s shelter in history, has repeatedly stated that feminists had her ousted from the shelter, issued death threats to her until she had to leave the country, etc. Curiously, after this “egalitarian” movement became involved in DV, suddenly men were no longer victims, but always the perpetrator

Answering A School Girl's Questions
Courtesy Dan Moore of Menz Magazine

2011-01-14T13:08:00.000-05:00

Why I Don't Respect Women
courtesy In Mala Fide

2011-01-14T08:56:00.001-05:00

2011-01-13T18:40:00.001-05:00

Boycott Valentines Day
Courtesy A Voice For Men

2011-01-12T17:47:00.001-05:00

Hungry Hungry Hippos
hee hee
Courtesy Citizen Renegade

2011-01-11T21:47:00.001-05:00

The tide is starting to TURN and payback is going to be a bitch.
Another example HERE.
Courtesy Fathers and Families

2011-01-10T16:32:00.001-05:00

Why You Should Drink Booze
courtesy of MEN-Factor

2011-01-07T18:05:00.000-05:00

Snerk

2010-12-31T16:15:00.000-05:00

I have gotten started on New Years a little early this year.

2010-12-31T14:19:00.000-05:00

Courtesy of Tush
In case you haven't noticed NSFW

2010-12-31T14:06:00.003-05:00

Chicks and Cars

2010-12-31T14:01:00.000-05:00

All women are pedophiles and that's all they are.
Courtesy A Voice For Men
Update: A very small list of these sickos.
Courtesy of Men-Factor

2010-12-31T13:39:00.001-05:00

Police detectives arrested a woman for sexual conduct with a MINOR two months after her MOTHER was arrested for allegedly having a sexual relationship with the same victim. More info on the sickos here.
Tsk Tsk

2010-12-31T13:03:00.000-05:00

Aged Like Fine Wine
Love The MILF'S

2010-12-31T12:56:00.000-05:00

Salary Gap
Oh, Please.

2010-12-31T12:47:00.000-05:00

She's got legs and she knows how to use them

2010-12-31T12:34:00.000-05:00

For those who know me I take an annual trip to Thailand and what else do you go to Thailand for except to Phuket. I love the Thai ladies they know how to treat a man even if you have to pay for it. The bonus is they go home afterward and so do you no strings attached.

2010-12-24T13:14:00.001-05:00

A CHRISTMAS POEM

'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook
Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry
That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry
Up to the window I sprang like an elf
Tore back the shade while she played with herself
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head
Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right
Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder
I was donning my jacket to cover my ass
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore
That was some brothel, he said with a smile
The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile
He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find
And a six pair of panties, the edible kind
A bra without nipples, a penis extension
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention
A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil
This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split
He filled every stocking and then took his leave
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead
In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch
Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout
The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!

2010-12-19T19:11:00.002-05:00

via: RedTube - Home of free porn videos

2010-12-14T22:11:00.001-05:00

You are 100% Canuck!

You rock, you are an almighty Canadian through and through. You have proven your worthiness and have won the elite prize of living in a country as awesome as Canada. Yes I know other countries think they are better, but we let them have that cuz we know better than they do, eh?

How Canadian Are You?
Take More Quizzes

2010-12-14T20:43:00.001-05:00

Working as a moderator for a computer help chat room many years ago.

Young boy: ”How do I get burn out out of a monitor?”

Me: ”You can’t, once the phosphorous is burned you are going to have to replace the entire monitor.”

Young boy: ”There has to be a way. I need to fix this as soon as possible.”

Me: ”The only solution that may work is displaying a solid white background for a few hours and possibly burning the rest of the screen.”

Young boy: ”A few hours? I have 15 minutes!”

Me: ”There is nothing you are going to be able to do in 15 minutes short of replacing the monitor. Why are you in such a hurry?”

Young boy: ”I fell asleep looking at porn and there is a lady spread eagle burned into my screen. My mother is going to be home in 15 minutes!”

More at Clients From Hell

2010-12-13T19:12:00.005-05:00

Take the Star Trek Quiz

Just shoot me. No wonder I never get laid.

2010-12-12T17:28:00.002-05:00

But then came fem-lib. A torrent of really nasty dykes with politically-significant hairy armpits started yowling about how it wasn’t fair that men could cat around and women couldn’t.

An Unbiased Study Of Feminism

Sylvie Garant: November 1979 Playmate of the Month

2010-11-17T23:41:00.000-05:00

Sylvie Garant: November 1979 Playmate of the Month
A fellow vintage Canadian
Courtesy of Retroric

2010-11-08T20:40:00.000-05:00

Vote for the October Stupid Girl of the Month

Courtesy Ferdinand Bardamu

2010-10-31T19:21:00.001-04:00

The Glorious Natural Pelt
Ladies send the Badger pictures of your GNP and I will
post them here for all to revel in their glory.

2010-10-27T19:39:00.000-04:00

The Nudiarist

2010-10-27T19:21:00.000-04:00

Modern Vintage: Sydney at Digital Desire

2010-10-27T18:44:00.003-04:00

Modern Vintage: Sydney at Digital Desire

Courtesy of retrotic

2010-08-08T19:21:00.001-04:00

I know NAWALT but a lot of them are.
Beware this type of behaviour happens more often than you think.

2010-07-18T13:29:00.000-04:00

They say men have all the power. Ya right.
Pussy Is Power

2010-07-14T19:11:00.000-04:00

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

2010-06-10T19:39:00.003-04:00

theBadger is fit to be tied and needs the blogospheres help.
I cannot get the comment section working.
I have tried everything and I literally mean everything.
If you have any ideas please send me an email by clicking the mailbox to the right and if you are of the feminine persuasion and you want to send a long a picture of your rack as well it would be much appreciated.

2010-06-10T19:33:00.002-04:00

Tenth Annual Masturbate A Thon

2010-06-06T21:21:00.002-04:00

Red Blow
Erotic blog

2010-06-06T21:04:00.002-04:00

Lovely Panties
I love panties

2010-06-06T20:54:00.002-04:00

Evening Wood
Personally I got wood twenty four hours a day.

2010-06-06T20:52:00.001-04:00

Wide Six
Find all the porn you want.

2010-06-06T20:43:00.002-04:00

Accidental Penis

2010-06-06T20:38:00.002-04:00

The Heimlich Maneuver
Thrust upward from six to ten times. Repeat until the object is expelled.

2010-06-06T20:31:00.003-04:00

Hot Beach Babes

More beach pics here

2010-05-30T10:09:00.002-04:00

Do you like them filthy?
Well find out how filthy they really are.
Right here.

2010-05-30T10:04:00.001-04:00

Some where on this webpage is a picture of my wife naked.
See if you can guess which one. Scroll way down.

2010-05-23T07:50:00.002-04:00

Oy Babe
Jewish Girls In Porn

2010-05-23T07:42:00.006-04:00

Okay I am in love.

2010-05-11T20:08:00.003-04:00

She still HAS it.

2010-05-11T14:39:00.001-04:00

2010-05-11T14:34:00.000-04:00

2010-04-20T22:55:00.001-04:00

2010-04-20T17:36:00.000-04:00

2010-04-04T23:03:00.001-04:00

Playboy Television

2010-04-04T22:36:00.004-04:00

Ya know if I had a million bucks I would offer it to some girl who could get me hard. If she could accomplish it the money is her. With all the meds I am on just call me Limp Dick.
The above video didn't work either but it should have made by dick as hard as blue fucking steel. A three balled tomcat shouldn't have been able to scratch it. Alas, limp doodle. I hates my life.

2010-04-04T21:58:00.002-04:00

Nearly a year and a half after my last post and
the pedofillies are still at it.
Nothing ever changes with these sickos.

2010-04-04T21:52:00.002-04:00

Those of you who know the Badger knows he likes to toss one off as often as possible. Those of you who really know the Badger knows he has no choice been married and all. Masturbation is the only thing I am good at.

2010-04-04T20:53:00.004-04:00

Classic Porn

2010-04-04T20:42:00.001-04:00

The word cunt explained.

2010-04-04T20:38:00.003-04:00

All you needed to know about pubic hair.
Send the Badger a pic of your pubes and he will post.

2010-04-04T19:48:00.000-04:00

Looks exactly like my marriage

2010-04-04T18:54:00.001-04:00

2008-12-11T17:04:00.000-05:00

Dickerdoodles
Pictures of girls performing simulated sex acts on desserts.
I will provide the whipped cream and custard.

2008-12-10T16:03:00.000-05:00

The Perfect Handjob
Doesn't nag you.

2008-12-10T15:53:00.000-05:00

Teledildonics
Take control of her dildo from a remote location.
Awesome. Hey BadGirl you up to giving it a whirl?

2008-11-24T16:53:00.000-05:00

Girls Booze Camera
What did you think would happen?

2008-11-24T16:49:00.000-05:00

Sexy Italian Television Moments

2008-11-24T16:46:00.000-05:00

Anti-Sagging Breast Care
The Badger has applied to work there.

2008-11-24T16:25:00.000-05:00

Sustainable Sex Toys

2008-11-20T18:13:00.000-05:00

Sexy Polaroids

2008-11-20T18:07:00.000-05:00

Titalicious
Keep clicking on the picture when you are on the site.
They change. All shapes and sizes.

2008-11-20T18:02:00.000-05:00

Vintage Tits

2008-11-20T17:59:00.000-05:00

The Steakhouse Incident
It's amazing how grease can make its way through your intestines far faster than the food which spawned the grease to begin with, but I digress...

2008-11-20T17:58:00.000-05:00

Guide to Holiday Romance

2008-11-20T17:49:00.001-05:00

Natural Harvest
A collection of semen based recipes.
Good for your skin too ladies.

2008-09-04T17:28:00.000-04:00

The Badger is back after having suffered the big H.
He will be ramping back up his posts over the next few weeks.
Diet and exercise makes for a very boring Badger but he will
endeavor to bring you his usual snuff.
When it doubt whip it out!!!!

2008-07-26T01:22:00.000-04:00

The funniest comic bit evar.
I saw this when it originally aired.
It is as funny today as it was then.
Guy Marks is a fucking genius.
Watch Martins and Rickles reactions.
Notice all the stars on this roast.

2008-07-23T19:01:00.000-04:00

Urban Cougars

2008-07-23T18:58:00.000-04:00

Cake Farts

2008-07-11T08:00:00.002-04:00

Misandry at it's worst.
One wonders if the genders had been reversed what the reaction from audiences
would be. I thought so.

2008-06-23T21:47:00.000-04:00

Fifty Hot Wonder Women

2008-06-23T21:41:00.000-04:00

The Bra Blog

2008-06-17T16:46:00.000-04:00

Hustler, Playboy, and Penthouse cover collections
Above is a picture of the first Playboy I ever bought.
God I'm old.

2008-06-17T16:40:00.000-04:00

Hedonist Health

2008-05-29T18:31:00.000-04:00

Etch a Sketch Porn

2008-05-29T18:27:00.000-04:00

Kejjt

2008-05-29T18:24:00.000-04:00

Art or Porn

2008-05-24T09:49:00.000-04:00

Blonde Zombies

2008-05-21T21:32:00.000-04:00

My Secret Life
by Walter
The Sex Diary of a Victorian Gentleman

2008-05-21T19:03:00.000-04:00

Submit Your Ex

2008-05-21T18:59:00.000-04:00

Magic Kingdom Fun

“I will give you a blow job on your break, so sexy! Kim—714-XXX-XXXX.”

2008-05-14T18:42:00.000-04:00

My all time favorite hottie blogger Bad Girl
has changed her website address.
Please go and check out the hottest babe on the planet.
Sigh, if I was only twenty years younger.

2008-05-14T18:40:00.000-04:00

Boobpedia

2008-05-14T18:29:00.001-04:00

Stay-at-Home Mom Worth Nearly $117,000 a Year

Article here.

A Response:

Remember the 1980s song from Paul Simon "If you'll be my bodyguard, I will be your long lost pal." Well, a husband essentially acts as a bodyguard for a wife whenever he is with her i.e. he is expected to defend her. This is the "protect" part of providing and protecting.

The average salary of a bodyguard can be found here:

Pay Rate

I'll take $25/hr. as a reasonable average in the United States, although places like New York City have a going rate of $50/hr.

There are 8760 hours in a year (i.e. 24 x 365). Assuming a man has a 40 hour work week 52 weeks a year will give you 2080 hours a year a man is at work. This means that 6590 hours a year the average man will be with his wife when he is not at work. OK, I didn't take into account commuting and overtime. Subtract 260 hours a year for commuting (assuming 30 minutes each way average, or 5 hours a week times 52 weeks a year). That leaves you with 6330 hours a week. Let's assume the average overtime worked per week is 5 hours (an understatement in many cases, but this is just an average). That would be 5 times 52, or 260 hours. That leaves 6070 hours a year that a husband is with his wife, and therefore an unpaid bodyguard.

Now, 6070 hours a year multiplied by $25 per hour comes to ...

$151,750 per year! Wow! And that's from a man's bodyguard duties alone.

Now add to that the average man's salary. In 2003 the Census Bureau found this to be $33,517.

Salary Statistics

Adjusting for inflation and salary increases of about 3% a year, this would come to about $38,000 per year for 2008.

Add this to $151,750, and what do you get?

$189,750 per year for the average husband who earns and average salary and spends an average amount of time with his wife as an unpaid bodyguard.

And this doesn't even cover "plumbing, auto repair, carpentry, painting, and landscaping work" mentioned by the editor. I don't have time to calculate that here, but maybe someone could add to the nearly $190,000 a year for what a man contributes to his wife by earning a salary and protecting her (the "provide and protect" part of being a man with a partner).

I'm sure we could get the annual contribution of a husband over $200,000 a year by adding the extra duties of plumbing, auto repair, carpentry, painting, and landscaping work.

Note: Granted, an average man may not get the training that a professional bodyguard does, but neither would an average stay at home mom be comparable to a psychologist or CEO in training.

2008-05-10T09:12:00.000-04:00

Vagina Dentata

2008-05-06T18:47:00.000-04:00

Hot Beach Girls

2008-05-06T18:43:00.000-04:00

There is a ping pong ball stuck in my vagina.
Please help me get it out.